HUSTLE MEETS MUSCLE SPRING TOUR 2014

YOU HEARD IT HERE JAMOKES

3/4 PHILADELPHIA,PA @ KUNG FU NECKTIE
3/5 RALEIGH, NC @ SLIM'S
3/6 CHARLESTON, SC @ THE ROYAL AMERICAN
3/7 ORLANDO, FL @ WILL'S PUB
3/8 ORLANDO, FL @ TOTAL PUNK FEST
3/9 NEW ORLEANS, LA @ SIBERIA
3/10 BEAUMONT, TX @ LOGON CAFE
3/11 HOUSTON, TX @ RUDYARD'S
3/12 AUSTIN, TX @ HOTEL VEGAS
3/13 AUSTIN, TX @ SXSW
3/14 AUSTIN, TX @ SXSW
3/15 AUSTIN, TX @ HOTEL VEGAS
3/16 HOT SPRINGS, AR @ LOW KEY ARTS
3/17 MEMPHIS, TN @ BUCCANEER LOUNGE
3/18 NASHVILLE, TN @ TBA
3/19 ATLANTA, GA @ 529
3/20 HUNTSVILLE, AL @ TBA
3/21 ATHENS, GA @ SLINGSHOT FESTIVAL
3/22 DURHAM, NC @ DUKE COFFEEHOUSE
3/23 GREENVILLE, NC @ SPAZZ FEST
3/24 HARRISONBURG, VA @ TBA
3/25 CLEVELAND, OH @ NOW THAT'S CLASS
3/26 DETROIT, MI @ HOUSE PARTY

DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER

YOU HEARD IT HERE MUTHAFUCKAAAAA@AA@A@A@A

U KNOW IT BA-BY

HITTIN THE ROAD HARD

C-LO'S LAST STAND

6 BROOKLYN, NY @ UNION POOL W/ HECTOR'S PETS, 1(800)-BAND, CITIZEN BLAST KANE
7 NEW PALTZ, NY @ SNUG HARBOR
8 BALTIMORE, MD @ WIND UP SPACE W/ NERVOSAS, ADULTS, HARD DADS
9 HARRISONBURG, VA @ BLUE NILE W/ PACHANGACHA, SLEEP TALKER, DEATH CASSETTES, MIKE BELL AND THE MOVIES
10 CHAPEL HILL, NC @ THE CAVE W/ MIDNIGHT PLUS ONE
11 ATLANTA, GA @ THE EARL W/ GG KING, ACID FREAKS
12 NEW ORLEANS, LA @ SIBERIA W/ CHURCH SHOES, SIDESHOW TRAGEDY, GIORGIO MURDERER
13 HOUSTON, TX @ RUDYARD'S W/ CRIMEWAVE, COOL PISS, DONKEY PUNCHER
14 AUSTIN, TX @ BEERLAND W/ VIDEO, NAZI GOLD, GHETTO GHOULS
15 DENTON, TX @ RUBBER GLOVES W/ FOGG, VIDEO
16 MEMPHIS, TN, @ HI-TONE W/ TRUE SONS OF THUNDER, AR-KAICS
17 NASHVILLE, TN @ THE END W/ NATURAL CHILD
18 COLUMBUS, OH @ ACE OF CUPS W/ SENOR CITIZEN, SICK THRILLS
19 CHICAGO, IL @ EMPTY BOTTLE W/ THE HIGHEST ORDER
20 GREEN BAY, WI @ PHATHEADZ W/ HOLY SHIT!, LION SLICER, ALLEYWAY
21 MILWAULKEE, WI @ CACTUS CLUB W/ CALL ME LIGHTNING, CANADIAN RIFLE
22 DETROIT, MI @ PJ'S LAGER HOUSE W/ INFLATABLE BEST FRIEND, SROS LORDS, KELLY JEAN CALDWELL

NEW PALTZ: https://www.facebook.com/events/368774409934710/
BALTIMORE: https://www.facebook.com/events/641594515896713/
HARRISONBURG: https://www.facebook.com/events/594204137295414/

CHAPEL HILL: https://www.facebook.com/events/238142676350492/

ATLANTA: https://www.facebook.com/events/231675987008753/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

HOUSTON: https://www.facebook.com/events/626494584079949/

AUSTIN: https://www.facebook.com/events/399282226864987/

COLUMBUS: https://www.facebook.com/events/1409427802627938/?ref=2&ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

GREEN BAY: https://www.facebook.com/events/399282226864987/
MILWAULKEE: https://www.facebook.com/events/629527143777782/?ref=22
DETROIT: https://www.facebook.com/events/1418439661723675/?ref=2&ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

"IN THE GARDEN" OUT NOW

U FUCKIN KNOW IT BA-BYYYYYY

THE FUCK U STILL READIN FOR?

BUT IT NOW DUNCE !!!!!!!

WWW.ALMOSTREADYRECORDS.COM

SCOPE IT HERE:

http://spin.com/articles/liquor-store-new-jersey-in-the-garden-album-stream/

AND HERE:

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/101-shake-appeal-02-mind-spiders-liquor-store-buck-biloxi-and-the-fucks-nots-charles-albright/

COME CHECK US OUT THIS FRIDAY OCTUMBER AYETEENF AT MARATHON MUSIC WORKS IN PARK SLOPE BROOKLYN WITH OUR BOYS SILICONE SISTER 

(IF WE CAN TIE OUR SHOES AND ZIPPLE OUR FLIES AND FIND ENOUGH TOLL CHANGE IN TIME TO GET THERE)

KEEP YOUR DOMES FOILED FOR FURTHER EMISSIONS INCLUDING EXTRAVAGANT RECORD RELEASING GALATHONS, MASQUERADE BLAST RIOTS, AND SICKS FOOT D PARADES

COLLECT IT ALL OR REGRET IT FOREVER

BOOM

FALLING DOWN

CHECK IT DONT SLEEP:

9/25 @ CAMEO GALLERY BROOKLYN W/ SPIDER BAGS

9/27 @ ST VITUS BAR W/ TOMBSTONE BRAWLERS & WAILING STORMS

NEW LP "IN THE GARDEN" OUT MID OCTOBER (WHAAAATTT????!!!!)

LETS SMOKE SOME BEERS

 

WAS ACTUALLY A LINE FROM LONG LOST LIQUOR STORE SONG

COME HANG FOR FREE

BASIN BUD ICE

HELLO

SEVERALL OPPORTUNITTIES FOUR YOO TOO VUE THESE GROPE

AUGUST 24TH @ SHEA STADIUM BROOKLYN NY W/ ABANDOS, HOT GUTS, HOLLOW HILLS

SEPTEMBER 12TH @ LETS SMOKE SOME BEERS, TBA

SEPTEMBER 25TH @ CAMEO GALLERY W/ SPIDER BAGS

YES DONT U SEE NOW!!!!???

ALSO MAKING OF RECORD NOW MADE TO BE GIVEN FOR SALE FOR TIME OF SOON

YESSS!!!!

JEW-LIE

CHEGGIT

11TH @ SHEA STADIUM, BROOKLYN, NY RECORD RELEASE SHOW W/ ANDREW CEDERMARK BAND & LITTLE BIG LEAGUE
14TH @ MAXWELL'S, HOBOKEN, NJ W/ TITUS ANDRONICUS
27TH @ RIPPER'S, ROCKAWAY, QUEENS W/ NEIGHBORS & TIGHT SPOTS (FREE@!)

MORE TBA ASAP