HUSTLE MEETS MUSCLE SPRING TOUR 2014

YOU HEARD IT HERE JAMOKES

3/4 PHILADELPHIA,PA @ KUNG FU NECKTIE
3/5 RALEIGH, NC @ SLIM'S
3/6 CHARLESTON, SC @ THE ROYAL AMERICAN
3/7 ORLANDO, FL @ WILL'S PUB
3/8 ORLANDO, FL @ TOTAL PUNK FEST
3/9 NEW ORLEANS, LA @ SIBERIA
3/10 BEAUMONT, TX @ LOGON CAFE
3/11 HOUSTON, TX @ RUDYARD'S
3/12 AUSTIN, TX @ HOTEL VEGAS
3/13 AUSTIN, TX @ SXSW
3/14 AUSTIN, TX @ SXSW
3/15 AUSTIN, TX @ HOTEL VEGAS
3/16 HOT SPRINGS, AR @ LOW KEY ARTS
3/17 MEMPHIS, TN @ BUCCANEER LOUNGE
3/18 NASHVILLE, TN @ TBA
3/19 ATLANTA, GA @ 529
3/20 HUNTSVILLE, AL @ TBA
3/21 ATHENS, GA @ SLINGSHOT FESTIVAL
3/22 DURHAM, NC @ DUKE COFFEEHOUSE
3/23 GREENVILLE, NC @ SPAZZ FEST
3/24 HARRISONBURG, VA @ TBA
3/25 CLEVELAND, OH @ NOW THAT'S CLASS
3/26 DETROIT, MI @ HOUSE PARTY

DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER

YOU HEARD IT HERE MUTHAFUCKAAAAA@AA@A@A@A

U KNOW IT BA-BY

HITTIN THE ROAD HARD

C-LO'S LAST STAND

6 BROOKLYN, NY @ UNION POOL W/ HECTOR'S PETS, 1(800)-BAND, CITIZEN BLAST KANE
7 NEW PALTZ, NY @ SNUG HARBOR
8 BALTIMORE, MD @ WIND UP SPACE W/ NERVOSAS, ADULTS, HARD DADS
9 HARRISONBURG, VA @ BLUE NILE W/ PACHANGACHA, SLEEP TALKER, DEATH CASSETTES, MIKE BELL AND THE MOVIES
10 CHAPEL HILL, NC @ THE CAVE W/ MIDNIGHT PLUS ONE
11 ATLANTA, GA @ THE EARL W/ GG KING, ACID FREAKS
12 NEW ORLEANS, LA @ SIBERIA W/ CHURCH SHOES, SIDESHOW TRAGEDY, GIORGIO MURDERER
13 HOUSTON, TX @ RUDYARD'S W/ CRIMEWAVE, COOL PISS, DONKEY PUNCHER
14 AUSTIN, TX @ BEERLAND W/ VIDEO, NAZI GOLD, GHETTO GHOULS
15 DENTON, TX @ RUBBER GLOVES W/ FOGG, VIDEO
16 MEMPHIS, TN, @ HI-TONE W/ TRUE SONS OF THUNDER, AR-KAICS
17 NASHVILLE, TN @ THE END W/ NATURAL CHILD
18 COLUMBUS, OH @ ACE OF CUPS W/ SENOR CITIZEN, SICK THRILLS
19 CHICAGO, IL @ EMPTY BOTTLE W/ THE HIGHEST ORDER
20 GREEN BAY, WI @ PHATHEADZ W/ HOLY SHIT!, LION SLICER, ALLEYWAY
21 MILWAULKEE, WI @ CACTUS CLUB W/ CALL ME LIGHTNING, CANADIAN RIFLE
22 DETROIT, MI @ PJ'S LAGER HOUSE W/ INFLATABLE BEST FRIEND, SROS LORDS, KELLY JEAN CALDWELL

NEW PALTZ: https://www.facebook.com/events/368774409934710/
BALTIMORE: https://www.facebook.com/events/641594515896713/
HARRISONBURG: https://www.facebook.com/events/594204137295414/

CHAPEL HILL: https://www.facebook.com/events/238142676350492/

ATLANTA: https://www.facebook.com/events/231675987008753/?ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

HOUSTON: https://www.facebook.com/events/626494584079949/

AUSTIN: https://www.facebook.com/events/399282226864987/

COLUMBUS: https://www.facebook.com/events/1409427802627938/?ref=2&ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

GREEN BAY: https://www.facebook.com/events/399282226864987/
MILWAULKEE: https://www.facebook.com/events/629527143777782/?ref=22
DETROIT: https://www.facebook.com/events/1418439661723675/?ref=2&ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming

"IN THE GARDEN" OUT NOW

U FUCKIN KNOW IT BA-BYYYYYY

THE FUCK U STILL READIN FOR?

BUT IT NOW DUNCE !!!!!!!

WWW.ALMOSTREADYRECORDS.COM

SCOPE IT HERE:

http://spin.com/articles/liquor-store-new-jersey-in-the-garden-album-stream/

AND HERE:

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/101-shake-appeal-02-mind-spiders-liquor-store-buck-biloxi-and-the-fucks-nots-charles-albright/

COME CHECK US OUT THIS FRIDAY OCTUMBER AYETEENF AT MARATHON MUSIC WORKS IN PARK SLOPE BROOKLYN WITH OUR BOYS SILICONE SISTER 

(IF WE CAN TIE OUR SHOES AND ZIPPLE OUR FLIES AND FIND ENOUGH TOLL CHANGE IN TIME TO GET THERE)

KEEP YOUR DOMES FOILED FOR FURTHER EMISSIONS INCLUDING EXTRAVAGANT RECORD RELEASING GALATHONS, MASQUERADE BLAST RIOTS, AND SICKS FOOT D PARADES

COLLECT IT ALL OR REGRET IT FOREVER

BOOM

FALLING DOWN

CHECK IT DONT SLEEP:

9/25 @ CAMEO GALLERY BROOKLYN W/ SPIDER BAGS

9/27 @ ST VITUS BAR W/ TOMBSTONE BRAWLERS & WAILING STORMS

NEW LP "IN THE GARDEN" OUT MID OCTOBER (WHAAAATTT????!!!!)

LETS SMOKE SOME BEERS

 

WAS ACTUALLY A LINE FROM LONG LOST LIQUOR STORE SONG

COME HANG FOR FREE

BASIN BUD ICE

HELLO

SEVERALL OPPORTUNITTIES FOUR YOO TOO VUE THESE GROPE

AUGUST 24TH @ SHEA STADIUM BROOKLYN NY W/ ABANDOS, HOT GUTS, HOLLOW HILLS

SEPTEMBER 12TH @ LETS SMOKE SOME BEERS, TBA

SEPTEMBER 25TH @ CAMEO GALLERY W/ SPIDER BAGS

YES DONT U SEE NOW!!!!???

ALSO MAKING OF RECORD NOW MADE TO BE GIVEN FOR SALE FOR TIME OF SOON

YESSS!!!!

JEW-LIE

CHEGGIT

11TH @ SHEA STADIUM, BROOKLYN, NY RECORD RELEASE SHOW W/ ANDREW CEDERMARK BAND & LITTLE BIG LEAGUE
14TH @ MAXWELL'S, HOBOKEN, NJ W/ TITUS ANDRONICUS
27TH @ RIPPER'S, ROCKAWAY, QUEENS W/ NEIGHBORS & TIGHT SPOTS (FREE@!)

MORE TBA ASAP

BULLDOZE YOUR LIFE

 

12 BROOKLYN, NY @ Shea Stadium w/ 1-800-BAND, Atlantic Thrills, The Balls
13 PITTSBURGH, PA @ Gooskis w/ Illegals and Gotobeds
14 CLEVELAND, OH @ Happy Dog w/Wooly Bullies, Black Puddle Noise
15 COLUMBUS, OH @ The Summit w/ Unholy 2, The Bugmen, Washington Beach Bums
16 NASHVILLE, TN @ Hi Watt w/ Natural Child, Gnarwahl
17 BLOOMINGTON, IN @ EARLY SHOW @ Landlocked Records
18 CHICAGO, IL @ The Empty Bottle w/ Shockwave Ryderz, Energy Gown
19 MILWAUKEE, WI @ Quarter's w/ Phylums, Drugs Dragons, Olives
20 GRAND RAPIDS, MI @ Death House
21 SUMMER SOLSTICE = DAY OFF = SUN TANNING, GRILLING, BALLING
22 DETROIT, MI @ PJs Lager House w/ URINEFESTED w/ a million bands

12th: https://www.facebook.com/events/144117522442849/?ref=2
13th: https://www.facebook.com/events/173060559522498/?ref=2
14th: https://www.facebook.com/events/401751116604341/?ref=2
15th: https://www.facebook.com/events/444889782269457/?ref=2
16th: MAKE ONE BUM
17th: DO IT UP
18th: https://www.facebook.com/events/562080923812837/?ref=2
19th: https://www.facebook.com/events/362460143855735/?ref=2
20th: G-PIDS BEEEYOTCH
21th: DAY OF MUTTAFUGGAZ
22st: https://www.facebook.com/events/143149969198636/?ref=2

NATTY BOOM BATZ

WATTTAAAYYAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????

TWO BIG TIME BRO DOWNS NEXT WEEK WITH NATTY BO FROM TENNY LO

PRIMO SHRED VIEWAGE FOR GARDEN STATE LOCALS AND OTHER TURNPIKE AFFICIONADOS

5/23 BKLYN @ BROOKLYN BOWL W/ DADDY LONG LEGS
5/24 PHILLY @ KUNG FU NECKTIE W/ EAT SKULL, RESIDUELS, TOUGH SHITS

LOCKED AND LOADED
THAT MEANS BOOM

JOONE TOOR

DONT FUCKIN SLEEP

12 BROOKLYN, NY @ Shea Stadium w/ 1-800-BAND, Atlantic Thrills, The Balls
13 PITTSBURGH, PA @ Gooskis w/ Illegals and TBA
14 CLEVELAND, OH @ Happy Dog
15 COLUMBUS, OH @ The Summit w/ Unholy 2, The Bugmen, Washington Beach Bums
16 NASHVILLE, TN @ Hi Watt w/ Natural Child
17 BLOOMINGTON, IN @ The Bishop Bar
18 CHICAGO, IL @ The Empty Bottle
19 MILWAUKEE, WI @ Quarter's w/ Phylums, Drugs Dragons, Olives
20 GRAND RAPIDS, MI @ Death House
21 SUMMER SOLSTICE = DAY OFF = SUN TANNING, GRILLING, BALLING
22 DETROIT, MI @ PJs Lager House w/ URINEFESTED w/ a million bands

NEW RECORD COMIN SOON

WATCHYABACKMUTHAFUCKAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

WERE BACK BITCHES

CHECK THIS SHIT:

APRIL 19 BROOKLYN NY @WILD KINGDOM W/ CALL OF THE WILD
MAY 4 PROVIDENCE RI @DUSK W/ ATLANTIC THRILLS, MC COMMISH, DJ SMOOVE 
MAY 12 NEW BRUNSWICK NJ @ COOLER RANCH W/ PEOPLE'S TEMPLE, SEA CREATURE, WILD RICE
MAY 17 CLIFTON NJ @ CLASH BAR W/ NUDE DUDES
MAY 23 BROOKLYN NY@ BROOKLYN BOWL W/ NATURAL CHILD, DADDY LONG LEG

MORE INFORMATION AS IT REVEALS ITSELF TO ME IN THE FORM OF SMOKE DREAMS AND NAM VISIONS

JOON TOOR COMING SOON

FALL ER UP SUPER: CASH MUTHAFUCKAZZZ

CHECK IT

10/12 @ Living Bread Deli, Brooklyn, NY w/ Parquet Courts, Cassie Ramone, Psychic Boots
10/18 @ Clash Bar, Clifton, NJ w/ Nude Dudes, Lawns
10/22 @ Shea Stadium, Brooklyn, NY w/ Titus Andronicus Record Release THEY DID IT
10/31 @ WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
11/02 @ Wild Kingdom, Brooklyn, NY w/ Call of the Wild, Foster Care
11/04 @ New Brunswick, NJ w/ King Louie's Missing Monuments


LOCKED AND LOADED BABY

THAT MEANS BOOM







HALLOWEEN DETAILS FORTHCOMING AS THEY REVEAL THEMSELVES TO ME IN THE FORM OF DREAMS FORTUNE COOKIES BEACH BLIMPS AND SKYWRITING




NEW RECORD SPINNIN ON THE EDGE OF THE CAN

YDDUBHEAY

JOON

16th at Death By Audio Brooklyn NY w/ Natural Child, The Foxx, Tough Shits
20th at Cake Shop Manhattan NY w/ Hollywood, Mean Jeans, Foster Care
22nd at Don Pedro's Brooklyn NY w/ Wooden Teeth, Superfun Facepunch

MIDWESTE TOUR IN JULY COMING SOON

JUNE SHOWS

6/2 @ The Acheron, Brooklyn, NY w/ Hollywood, Foster Care, Las Ardillas
6/16 @ Death By Audio, Brooklyn, NY w/ Natural Child, Tough Shits, The Foxx
6/20 @ Cake Shop, NY w/ Hollywood, Foster Care, Mean Jeans

WEEKEND TOUR STARTS TODAY CHECK IT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HANDJOBS ACROSS AMERICA

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MORE SHOWS

CHECK IT:

4/3 @ Maxwell's, Hoboken, NJ w/ Natural Child, Ba Babies, Black Wine
4/7 @ Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain, MA w/ White Pages, Big Nils, The Migs (early @ 4)
4/7 @ The Blood Drive Co-op, Providence, RI w/ Atlantic Thrills, Sour Punch, Scylla
4/19 @ Death By Audio, Brooklyn, NY w/ Turbo Fruits, Dirty Ghosts, Easter Vomit
4/21 @ Union Pool, Brooklyn, NY w/ Burning Itch, Organs
4/26 @ TBA w/ Roman Gabriel Todd's Beast Rising Up Out of the Sea
5/5 @ Block Party, South Philly, PA w/ the High Five FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO PENDEJOS

DRIVEFASTHIGH MIDWEST WEEKEND TOUR SPRING 2012
5/9 @ TBA, Pittsburgh, PA w/ LiveFastDie
5/10 @ Ace of Cups, Columbus, OH w/ LiveFastDie
5/11 @ House Party, Detroit, MI w/ LiveFastDie
5/12 @ Now That's Class, Cleavland, OH w/ LiveFastDie, Terrible Twos, Watery Love, Homostupids, Darvocets, Claw Toe

SPRING

WELCOME BACK


3/1 @ 285 Kent, Brooklyn, NY w/ Bleeker & The Freaks, Woodsman, Flower Orgy
3/3 @ Shea Stadium, Brooklyn, NY w/ Lantern, PC Worship, Roomrunner, The Sleepies
3/25 @ Poisson Rouge, Manhattan, NY w/ Japanther, Cerebral Ballzy, Diarrhea Planet, more
4/4 @ Maxwell's, Hoboken, NJ w/ Natural Child
4/7 @ Midway Cafe, Jamaica Plain, MA w/ Big Nils, The Migs, White Pages
4/21 @ Union Pool, Brooklyn, NY w/ Burning Itch, Organs


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FORTY SIX BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

THANKS BOSTON FOR A SICK TIME

SPRING LINE UP

WHAT UP YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


1/26 @ Glasslands, Brooklyn, NY w/ SoSoGlos, Pharmacy, Sundelles
2/4 @ PA's Lounge, Sommerville, MA
2/5 @ Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, IN w/ Giants, Patriots GO BIG BLUE REPEAT BABY
2/11 @ The Lamp Post, Jersey City, NJ w/ Nervous Breakdown, Polyabuse
3/1 @ 285 Kent, Brooklyn, NY w/ Bleeker & The Freaks, Woodsman, Flower Orgy
3/3 @ Shea Stadium, Brooklyn, NY w/ Lantern, PC Worship, Roomrunner, The Sleepies
4/21 @ TBA, Brooklyn, NY w/ Burning Itch, Organs

CRUZIN TO VICTORY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK EM UP FUKKKKK EM UP

NFCEEEEYA IN THE REARVIEW FRISCOOOOOO

GO BIG BLUE

SICK VID FROM EVEN SICKER SHOW IN MIDLAND PARK BIG UPS TO THE DUDES WHO DID THIS UP AINT NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT BABYYYYYYY